Jesus taught adults, so why are parishes so focused on educating young children when the older members could really use the lessons? 

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I recently moved into one of those gated communities where you have to be at least 55 years old to reside. It is within walking distance of a large, vibrant, and well-organized parish. When the chaos of my interstate move subsided, I thought I should seriously look into what the parish could offer me aside from the sacraments, as well as what I could offer the parish.

Since my professional background is mostly in the field of adult education, including teaching religious studies and theology at the college level, I looked there first. What courses, lectures, meetings, and retreats could I attend to continue to grow in my faith? What could I contribute to the parish’s educational efforts to help others grow in theirs?

As I studied the first page of the Sunday bulletin, I noted three music ministers listed along with one youth minister, two religious education coordinators for grades one through nine, two others dealing with confirmation preparation, and one person overseeing a monthly book discussion club.

There was no adult education minister listed.

There were some very fine niche offerings, though, obviously aimed at groups with specific needs or wants: Alcoholics Anonymous, Overeaters Anonymous, Gamblers Anonymous, an Alzheimer’s support group, a cancer support group, and quite a few others.

But while the parish’s educational reach was both wide and deep, I couldn’t find a spot for me to be an active, or even passive, participant. Could these very fine niche offerings have been further enhanced if there had been an adult education director coordinating them?

The over-55 crowd has to look hard for continuing theological education, even in parishes with large staffs and well-funded programs. It seems that the vast majority of Catholic parishes in America today are still more child-oriented, even those without a school. That strikes me as a little backward.

Jesus used children as models for adults. He didn’t catechize them. He wanted adults to humble themselves like children (Matt. 18:4-5) and “accept the kingdom of God like a child” (Mark 10:15). But Jesus didn’t teach children; he taught adults both before and after he asked them to follow him (Matt. 16:24).

Why is it, then, that so many parishes offer adults, especially older adults, so few opportunities to learn?

In thinking over the situation, the words of a former congressman came to mind. When being criticized for acting too rapidly on a piece of legislation, he would always respond by saying: “I’m 75 years old! I don’t buy green bananas! I may not still be here when they ripen and turn yellow!”

P arishes should consider founding what I call a Yellow Banana School of Theology: a religious educational endeavor powered by the urgency of age. The courses, like a ripe banana, should not only be short but also sweet. Short and sweet! Yellow not green! Short and interesting if not fun. The sweetener would be the choice of a dynamic, questioning facilitator to run the sessions instead of an answer-giving teacher or a dull, lecturing scholar.

Most courses would run one session, seldom two, and never three. The curriculum would be determined mostly by the students themselves, because as we age, our felt needs increasingly become our real needs.

There is an obvious problem: Resources—both in terms of money and personnel—are limited at most parishes. Obviously hiring an adult education coordinator, even if only part-time, would cost the parish something. But whatever costs there are could easily be offset by the judicial cutting back of the grade one through four religious education program.

Aside from having first communion preparation, all formal religious education could start with 10-year-olds. Admittedly this funding approach would be an act of faith in itself, but if we are serious about seeing Catholic Christianity as an adult undertaking—one that requires every bit of skill and training as the professions we devote ourselves to—we will be able to fund it at any price by any method.

But money is not the real problem. The real problem would be finding dynamic, questioning facilitators to lead the sessions. One thing is for sure: Ordination alone never made a good preacher, and it is no more likely to make a good facilitator if the gift isn’t already there. Perhaps members of teaching religious orders or successful public school teachers among the parish membership could help. Of course the talent pool would be widened if a cluster of parishes shared this educational effort. No matter what, good facilitators are crucial.

What to teach? Professional educators would no doubt refer to a student body that is over 55 as being “nontraditional,” like the student bodies found in the nation’s community colleges. It is said that about 60 percent of what is taught in community colleges is remedial. This remediation is needed not because the students are slow but because, for one reason or another, they need updating.

The same can no doubt be said of the students in the proposed Yellow Banana School of Theology. The Rite of Christian Initiation of Adults introduces those interested in Catholicism to its beliefs and practices. The Yellow Banana School would aim at updating mature Catholics.